WHAT’S GOING ON? WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US? WHAT’S WITH THESE HOMIES DISSING MY GIRL? WHAT’S THE STORY, MORNING GLORY? WOULD SHE GO DOWN ON YOU IN A THEATER? WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? CAN YOU HELP ME REMEMBER HOW TO SMILE? MAKE IT SOMEHOW ALL SEEM WORTHWHILE? WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE? HUH? TELL ME!
DAMN IT, FREDDIE, YOU’RE HAVING ANOTHER INTERROGATIVE ‘90S EPISODE! SNAP OUT OF IT! IT’S NOT REAL! IT’S JUST- IT’S IN YOUR HEAD!
… IN MY HEAD?
IT’S IN YOUR HE-E-E-E-EEEEAD! IN YOUR HE-E-E-EAD! ZO-OM-BIE! ZO-OM-BIE!
ZO-OM-BEH-EH-EH!
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
(Source: timorleste)
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my number
So text me maybe because I’m really uncomfortable with phone calls especially ones from numbers I don’t recognize and I most likely won’t pick up if you call me.
(Source: luvmehsomepie)
I think probably one of the greatest joys in life is living a full and fulfilling life that makes you happy and then finding the perfect person to share it with.
the names too
and the crocs
and the flip flops and socks
there’s so many things wrong with this
And we wonder why our taxes are so high? So we can give these girls money to raise their children since they can’t support them by their selves.
(Source: theinsanelife)
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